when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just
*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god
*turns light off* *remembers a creepypasta* *turns light back on*
"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"
Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like
ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning