bestdad2013:

when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just 

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littlevillains:

*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god

fredericktrumper:

*turns light off* *remembers a creepypasta* *turns light back on*

thehillsarenothere:

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

(Source: samanthapanther)

John Krasinski wrote what’s inside the card at some point prior to us shooting the scene for A.A.R.M. and it is a private message to his co-star and dear friend, Jenna Fischer. They are the only ones who knows what it says. She read it for the first time when he gave it to her in the first take we shot and I can tell you that judging from her emotional response, it’s really something special.

(Source: fancynewbeesly)

(Source: seriousjones)

asian:

I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy

(Source: asian)

haezelsgus:

make me choose 

damedehaans & malialtate asked: Isaac or Augustus?

Come over here so I can examine your face with my hands and see deeper into your soul than any sighted person ever could.

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

(Source: dextrgrif)

HUSKY PLAYING IN THE SNOW (⊙‿⊙✿)

(Source: doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

breatheonmyneck:

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ICANTBREATHE

(Source: serfborts)

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

sisenegoxe:

I took a photo of my dog down a tube and he looks like the moon

sisenegoxe:

I took a photo of my dog down a tube and he looks like the moon